Well, there I was just essing about when up comes me mate Jools and sez, "Hey, I'm in a bit of a Euro. I need someone ter give us a section."
<br>"No way!" sez I. "Last time you OEed me. I still got the bruises."
<br>"Hey, don't get yourself in such an ampersand, you stupid pee."
<br>"Who're you enning yer big fat why?"
<br>Well I couldn't take that aitching down and soon we wuz at ems'n'eths. Then we both thort, hey, we've bin ays fer years always bracelefted each other around.
<br>So in the end we ecksed and made up and mued out for an oh slash. Soon we wuz veeing about the 'ole thing.
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