JetLag Med Serif Font

Proffessor Eberhardt's delictable experiments with edible typography continue to cast a huge shadow over my meagre undertakings. Spent all of Thursday combing the Tuscan hills for a reasonably-priced pasta factory without labor problems.
I will bet my career on it: this design for a serifed alphabet soup could work well for people on low-sodium diets.
It will be interesting to hear what the haters haave to say.